U have Uranus in Scorpio in the 4th house. Which pretty much means that your step-mum is really hot and it’s f*%ked you up.

Who wants their birth chart read? Yeahhhh I know uze want it. Come on in! I got da answers.

Relax, take a seat, take a chill pill, chill out, grab a mat, take your jumper off, it’s warm in here. Kinky right? Mmmm yeh just hang out.

Follow Jeneane through her world as she deals with boiz, bitchez, lyf & luv: the highz & the lowz, the sunsetz & the cocktailz, the brunchez & the baggiez, the pilatez & the pingerz. Kidding there will be absolutely no cocktails, brunch, pilates or baggies. She can’t afford that shit. She can afford pingers and YouTube yoga classes though, so there will defs be some of them.

‘This was the funniest show I’ve seen at this year’s Fringe so far… an absurdist masterpiece.” ★★★★ Adelaide Advertiser

“Explosive, unrelenting and painfully relatable, Rorke brings out the best and worst (but mostly the worst) in all of us; leaving her audience doubled over with laughter and questioning whether they hate them themselves or their noisy, sweary self-help guru more.” ★★★★★ YEWTH

“Like hate-watching Freelee The Banana Girl’s self-absorbed, unrealistic spiritual vegan propaganda, but deliberately funny. A genuinely hilarious, ‘take no prisoners’ satirical stand-up show, riddled with nihilism and crippling cynicism.” ★★★★★ Crikey

“This is a really fast-paced, incredibly funny show that is well and truly worth enlightening yourself with.” ★★★★ Beat Magazine

“It’s so fast and relentless, it’s near overwhelming at times.” ★★★★ Daily Review

Presented and Performed by: Julia Rorke