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Claire has never had a real job.

With a resume that looks like a list of highly questionable life choices, from Croatian Busker to Tennis Tour Guide to Magic Salad Fingers (true story), Claire’s charming new show tackles the endlessly awkward question: “what do you do?”

(Get a) Real Job looks at what we do to make a few dollars – the changing ways we make our sweet cash in a world of unaffordable houses and unpaid internships – and what to write on a boarding card when ‘Wandering Theatrical Gypsy with Limited Life Skills’ doesn’t quite fit.

Come on a musical romp full of original songs, accompanied by piano, ukulele and a requisite gin, of course.

“A frenetic ride through Healy’s head.” ★★★★ – Adelaide Advertiser

“If Kate Bush had worked on her jokes and taken herself a little less seriously, she could have been Claire Healy.” – Herald Sun

“Funny, powerful, energetic and highly attuned to her audience” – Absinthe

Presented by Hot Mess Productions

NB: Sold Out? A small allocation of tickets may be released at the Box Office each night. Try your luck!

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Time: 8:30 pm - 9:30 pm

Duration: 1 hour

Dates: Tue 24, Wed 25, Thu 26, Past Events

Price: $20

Venue: Little Theatre

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Address: 1 Queen Elizabeth Drive, Bondi Beach 2026

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